чОрт! Скачал "слитую одним из работников издательства в интренет" версию последней книги о Поттере. Как старый чекист, слил такую же с другого сайта для проверки. Знания английского не требуется...
Вариант 1
"Chapter One Secrets Unraveled Harry slowly raised his head and stared morosely at the familiar visage of number four, Privet Drive. What had already been a horrible day was rapidly getting worse. Not only did he have to appear unannounced on the Dursleys’ doorstep"
Вариант 2
HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS 1. The Escape Harry slunk warily along the footpath, his head slightly bowed, eye’s darting up and down the street, glancing every now and then left and right. His right hand hovered over the pocket in his worn out faded jeans where his wand lay hidden, but within easy grasp. His fist was unconsciously clenching and unclenching. Most people would have found the misty cool night air soothing, pleasant, but Harry was on edge.
Вариант 1
"Chapter One Secrets Unraveled Harry slowly raised his head and stared morosely at the familiar visage of number four, Privet Drive. What had already been a horrible day was rapidly getting worse. Not only did he have to appear unannounced on the Dursleys’ doorstep"
Вариант 2
HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS 1. The Escape Harry slunk warily along the footpath, his head slightly bowed, eye’s darting up and down the street, glancing every now and then left and right. His right hand hovered over the pocket in his worn out faded jeans where his wand lay hidden, but within easy grasp. His fist was unconsciously clenching and unclenching. Most people would have found the misty cool night air soothing, pleasant, but Harry was on edge.
Кстати, если кто заглядывал на главную страницу форума, - видали...?
Чебурашке тридцатник стукнул.
Ушастый совсем взрослый...
Чебурашке тридцатник стукнул.
Ушастый совсем взрослый...
:lol::lol::lol:
В американском метро:
- Мама, а это кто?
- Ну это... , как его... , америко... , то есть... афри....
африаакамерико...
- Да нигер я, мальчик!!!
В американском метро:
- Мама, а это кто?
- Ну это... , как его... , америко... , то есть... афри....
африаакамерико...
- Да нигер я, мальчик!!!
Без соплей. Лучшая песня по теме. В который раз убеждаюсь.
2 Pac делал вещи.
"Dear mama"
When I was young, me and my mama had beef
17 years old kicked out on tha streets
though back in tha time, I never thought I'd see her face
ain't a woman alive that can take my momma's place
suspended from school, scared ta go home
I was a fool with tha big boys breaking all tha rules
shed tears with my baby sister
over tha years we wuz poorer than tha other little kids
and even though we had different daddies
tha same drama when things went wrong we blamed mama
I reminised on tha stress I caused, it wuz hell
hugg'en on my mama from a jail cell
and who'ed think in elementary, heeeey i'd see tha penitentiary
One day
running from tha Police, that's right
Momma catch me--put a whoop'en to my backside
and even as a crack fiend mama,
ya always was a black queen mama
I finally understand for a woman
it ain't easy--trying ta raise a man
ya always wuz commited, a poor single mother on welfare,
tell me how ya did it
there's no way I can pay ya back
but tha plan is ta show ya that I understand.
you are appreciated......
Ain't nobody tell us it wuz fair
no luv for my daddy, cause tha coward wuzn't there
he passed away and I didn't cry
cause my anger, wouldn't let me feel for a stranger
they say i'm wrong and i'm heartless
but all along I wuz looking for a father--he wuz gone
I hung around with tha thug's and even though they sold drugs
they showed a young brother luv
I moved out and started really hang'in
I needed money of my own so I started slang'in
I ain't guilty cause, even though I sell rocks
It feels good, putting money in your mailbox
I love paying rent when tha rents due
I hope ya got tha diamond necklace that I sent to you
cause when I wuz low, you was there for me
ya never left me alone, cause ya cared for me
and I can see ya coming home after work late
ya in tha kitchen trying ta fix us a hot plate
just working with tha scraps you wuz given
and mama made miracles every Thanksgiving
but now tha road got rough, your alone
trying ta raise two bad kids on your own
and there's no way I can pay ya back
but my plan is ta show ya that I understand
you are appreciated.....
pour out some liquor and I remenise
cause through tha drama, I can always depend on my mama
and when it seems that i'm hopeless
you say tha words that can get me back in focus
when I wuz sick as a little kid
ta keep me happy theres no limit to tha things ya did
and all my childhood memories
are full of all tha sweet things ya did for me
and even though I act craaaazy
I got ta thank tha Lord that ya maaaade me
There are no words that can express how I feel
Ya never kept a secret, always stayed real
and I appreciate how ya raised me
and all tha extra love that ya gave me
I wish I could take tha pain away
If you can make it through tha night, there's a brighter day
everything'll be alright if ya hold on
it's a struggle
everyday gotta roll on
and there's no way I can pay ya back
but my plan is ta show ya that I understand
you are appreciated.......
2 Pac делал вещи.
"Dear mama"
When I was young, me and my mama had beef
17 years old kicked out on tha streets
though back in tha time, I never thought I'd see her face
ain't a woman alive that can take my momma's place
suspended from school, scared ta go home
I was a fool with tha big boys breaking all tha rules
shed tears with my baby sister
over tha years we wuz poorer than tha other little kids
and even though we had different daddies
tha same drama when things went wrong we blamed mama
I reminised on tha stress I caused, it wuz hell
hugg'en on my mama from a jail cell
and who'ed think in elementary, heeeey i'd see tha penitentiary
One day
running from tha Police, that's right
Momma catch me--put a whoop'en to my backside
and even as a crack fiend mama,
ya always was a black queen mama
I finally understand for a woman
it ain't easy--trying ta raise a man
ya always wuz commited, a poor single mother on welfare,
tell me how ya did it
there's no way I can pay ya back
but tha plan is ta show ya that I understand.
you are appreciated......
Ain't nobody tell us it wuz fair
no luv for my daddy, cause tha coward wuzn't there
he passed away and I didn't cry
cause my anger, wouldn't let me feel for a stranger
they say i'm wrong and i'm heartless
but all along I wuz looking for a father--he wuz gone
I hung around with tha thug's and even though they sold drugs
they showed a young brother luv
I moved out and started really hang'in
I needed money of my own so I started slang'in
I ain't guilty cause, even though I sell rocks
It feels good, putting money in your mailbox
I love paying rent when tha rents due
I hope ya got tha diamond necklace that I sent to you
cause when I wuz low, you was there for me
ya never left me alone, cause ya cared for me
and I can see ya coming home after work late
ya in tha kitchen trying ta fix us a hot plate
just working with tha scraps you wuz given
and mama made miracles every Thanksgiving
but now tha road got rough, your alone
trying ta raise two bad kids on your own
and there's no way I can pay ya back
but my plan is ta show ya that I understand
you are appreciated.....
pour out some liquor and I remenise
cause through tha drama, I can always depend on my mama
and when it seems that i'm hopeless
you say tha words that can get me back in focus
when I wuz sick as a little kid
ta keep me happy theres no limit to tha things ya did
and all my childhood memories
are full of all tha sweet things ya did for me
and even though I act craaaazy
I got ta thank tha Lord that ya maaaade me
There are no words that can express how I feel
Ya never kept a secret, always stayed real
and I appreciate how ya raised me
and all tha extra love that ya gave me
I wish I could take tha pain away
If you can make it through tha night, there's a brighter day
everything'll be alright if ya hold on
it's a struggle
everyday gotta roll on
and there's no way I can pay ya back
but my plan is ta show ya that I understand
you are appreciated.......
Ничего себе, меня вштырило. Nothing to be compared, of course, but...
2 PAC.
Do for love.
I shoulda seen
you was trouble right from the starrrrt, taught me so many lessons
How not to mess with broken hearts, so many questions
When this began we was the perfect match, perhaps
we had some problems but we workin at it, and now
the arguments are gettin loud, I wanna say
But I can't help from walkin out just a little way
Just take my hand and understand, if you could see
I never planned to be a man it just wasn't me
But now I'm searchin for commitment, in other arms
I wanna shelter you from harm, don't be alarmed
Your attitude was the cause, you got me stressin
Soon as I open up the door with your jealous questions
Like where can I be you're killin me with your jealousy
Now my ambition's to be free
I can't breathe, cause soon as I leave, it's like a trap
I hear you callin me to come back, I'm a sucka for love
that's right, sucka for love
What you won't do, do for love
You tried everything, but you don't give up
Just when I thought I broke away and I'm fellin happy
You try to trap me say you pregnant and guess who the daddy
Don't wanna fall for it, but in this case what could I do? So now I'm back
to makin promises to you, tryin to keep it true
What if I'm wrong, a trick to keep me on and on
Tryin to be strong and in the process, keep you goin
I'm bout to lose my composure, I'm gettin close
To packin up and leavin notes, and gettin ghost
Tell me who knows, a peaceful place where I can go
To clear my head I'm feelin low, losin control
My heart is sayin leave, oh what a tangle web we weave
when we conspire to conceive, and now
You gettin calls at the house, guess you cheatin
That's all I need to hear cause I'm leavin, I'm out the do'
Never no more will you see me, this is the end
Cause now I know you've been cheatin, I'm a sucka for love
Now he left you with scars, tears on your pillow and you still stay
As you sit and pray, hoping the beatings'll go away
It wasn't always a hit and run relationship
It use to be love, happieness and companionship
Remember when I treated you good
I moved you up to hills, out the ills of the ghetto hood
Me and you a happy home, when it was on
I had a love to call my own
I shoulda seen you was trouble but I was lost, trapped in your eyes
Preoccupied with gettin tossed, no need to lie
You had a man and I knew it, you told me
Don't worry bout it we can do it now I'm under pressure
Make a decision cause I'm waitin, when I'm alone
I'm on the phone havin secret conversations, huh
I wanna take your misery, replace it with happiness
but I need your faith in me, I'm a sucka for love
2 PAC.
Do for love.
I shoulda seen
you was trouble right from the starrrrt, taught me so many lessons
How not to mess with broken hearts, so many questions
When this began we was the perfect match, perhaps
we had some problems but we workin at it, and now
the arguments are gettin loud, I wanna say
But I can't help from walkin out just a little way
Just take my hand and understand, if you could see
I never planned to be a man it just wasn't me
But now I'm searchin for commitment, in other arms
I wanna shelter you from harm, don't be alarmed
Your attitude was the cause, you got me stressin
Soon as I open up the door with your jealous questions
Like where can I be you're killin me with your jealousy
Now my ambition's to be free
I can't breathe, cause soon as I leave, it's like a trap
I hear you callin me to come back, I'm a sucka for love
that's right, sucka for love
What you won't do, do for love
You tried everything, but you don't give up
Just when I thought I broke away and I'm fellin happy
You try to trap me say you pregnant and guess who the daddy
Don't wanna fall for it, but in this case what could I do? So now I'm back
to makin promises to you, tryin to keep it true
What if I'm wrong, a trick to keep me on and on
Tryin to be strong and in the process, keep you goin
I'm bout to lose my composure, I'm gettin close
To packin up and leavin notes, and gettin ghost
Tell me who knows, a peaceful place where I can go
To clear my head I'm feelin low, losin control
My heart is sayin leave, oh what a tangle web we weave
when we conspire to conceive, and now
You gettin calls at the house, guess you cheatin
That's all I need to hear cause I'm leavin, I'm out the do'
Never no more will you see me, this is the end
Cause now I know you've been cheatin, I'm a sucka for love
Now he left you with scars, tears on your pillow and you still stay
As you sit and pray, hoping the beatings'll go away
It wasn't always a hit and run relationship
It use to be love, happieness and companionship
Remember when I treated you good
I moved you up to hills, out the ills of the ghetto hood
Me and you a happy home, when it was on
I had a love to call my own
I shoulda seen you was trouble but I was lost, trapped in your eyes
Preoccupied with gettin tossed, no need to lie
You had a man and I knew it, you told me
Don't worry bout it we can do it now I'm under pressure
Make a decision cause I'm waitin, when I'm alone
I'm on the phone havin secret conversations, huh
I wanna take your misery, replace it with happiness
but I need your faith in me, I'm a sucka for love
Цитата: Pure Pleasure
отчего не Канди, Гита или Ява?
Я с Вами о высоком, элитном толкую, в Вы мне плебейщину подсовываете :)
Я с Вами о высоком, элитном толкую, в Вы мне плебейщину подсовываете :)
ыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыы!
кагда эта он Вам "плебейщину" подсунуть успел?
уж не тагда-ли, кагда вы с ним о высоком и элитном толковали???:gigi:
айн зонен крайс
ин блау унд вайс
дас хат айн юнгэ гэцайхнэт
унд аус папир
шрайбт эр дан хир
дас хат ди етцт зинген вир
иммэр шайнэ ди зонэ
иммэр лёйхьтэ дер химмэль
иммэр лебэ ди мутер
иммэр лебэ аух йхь
аху*тельно! не правда-ли?:)
ин блау унд вайс
дас хат айн юнгэ гэцайхнэт
унд аус папир
шрайбт эр дан хир
дас хат ди етцт зинген вир
иммэр шайнэ ди зонэ
иммэр лёйхьтэ дер химмэль
иммэр лебэ ди мутер
иммэр лебэ аух йхь
аху*тельно! не правда-ли?:)
Цитата: OBLICOMORALE
айн зонен крайс
ин блау унд вайс
дас хат айн юнгэ гэцайхнэт
унд аус папир
шрайбт эр дан хир
дас хат ди етцт зинген вир
иммэр шайнэ ди зонэ
иммэр лёйхьтэ дер химмэль
иммэр лебэ ди мутер
иммэр лебэ аух йхь
аху*тельно! не правда-ли?:)
ин блау унд вайс
дас хат айн юнгэ гэцайхнэт
унд аус папир
шрайбт эр дан хир
дас хат ди етцт зинген вир
иммэр шайнэ ди зонэ
иммэр лёйхьтэ дер химмэль
иммэр лебэ ди мутер
иммэр лебэ аух йхь
аху*тельно! не правда-ли?:)
ССуууука, блииаааааа....
Ну зачем таааак тоооооо....:dezl:
Всю дууушууу вынуууул......
Цитата: OBLICOMORALE
ни нада песдеть, тимпиратура спала с 40 до 37, так что чуйствую я сибя ах*ититильна
...могу играаааать, плясаааать(С) :)
...могу играаааать, плясаааать(С) :)
ну ты волк долбо*б... на*уй ты нам нужен?(с)
Цитата: OBLICOMORALE
превед Сереннькай! каг кинноу???
кено вызвало противоречивые чувства. Поначалу вроде как прикольно, а потом я напился и ничего не понимал. Не мог даже своих роботов от чужих отличить, и когда они дрались не знал за кого болеть. Но закончилось вроде как нормально, желтый робот остался у мальчика.
Цитата: Mickey
кено вызвало противоречивые чувства. Поначалу вроде как прикольно, а потом я напился и ничего не понимал. Не мог даже своих роботов от чужих отличить, и когда они дрались не знал за кого болеть. Но закончилось вроде как нормально, желтый робот остался у мальчика.
ыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыы!!!
радуешь друк!!!
идэма нада была с сабой брать, он фсех робатаф паименна знаит)))
Цитата: OBLICOMORALE
ыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыы!!!
радуешь друк!!!
идэма нада была с сабой брать, он фсех робатаф паименна знаит)))
радуешь друк!!!
идэма нада была с сабой брать, он фсех робатаф паименна знаит)))
Зато в самом начале не сплоховал. Когда на военную базу приземлялся неизвестный вертолет, я сразу смекнул что это аццкий трансформер. Даже помню кричал, чтоб все уходили... Нифига... Ослушались олухи. так им и надо.
Цитата: OBLICOMORALE
ыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыы!!!
радуешь друк!!!
идэма нада была с сабой брать, он фсех робатаф паименна знаит)))
радуешь друк!!!
идэма нада была с сабой брать, он фсех робатаф паименна знаит)))
Ну вобщем то да.
Цитата: OBLICOMORALE
ыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыы))))))))))))))))))))))))
ай пахош!!!
ай пахош!!!
а ну нах быра лечицо,ты нам к субботе здоровый нужон,за тя твойу вотку никто жрать нибуит!
А плакал.
Опять башорг.
Ну боян, ну и что:)
ХХХ: Бля, задолбало! Воду вырубили, даже одежду постирать не успел, предки свалили и не оставили еды, на работе комп навернулся, вся инфа пропала, девушка бросила, соседи ночью спать не дают, и все это за каких-то 4 дня! а еще я эти 4 дня думаю о той сволочи, которая вылила какую-то хрень на мои новые ботинки! ладно, как дела то?
YYY: у меня щенок икает четвертые сутки...
Опять башорг.
Ну боян, ну и что:)
ХХХ: Бля, задолбало! Воду вырубили, даже одежду постирать не успел, предки свалили и не оставили еды, на работе комп навернулся, вся инфа пропала, девушка бросила, соседи ночью спать не дают, и все это за каких-то 4 дня! а еще я эти 4 дня думаю о той сволочи, которая вылила какую-то хрень на мои новые ботинки! ладно, как дела то?
YYY: у меня щенок икает четвертые сутки...
Цитата: ИЛ2
XY9SE! Макс, а подари мне такой шлем на 20 июля? (особой даты правда тут нет, но 20 июля, прикольно же!)
Во первых Илья, 20 июля день работника торговли, так что если кому и должны дарить подарки так это мне и Сане.
Во вторых такой шлем стоит две тыщи, а у меня нет таких денег.
Самый цинус этой шапки не в том что она прикольно выглядит, а в том что внутри шлема встроен микрофон который преобразует твой голос в трансформаторский))))
Цитата: OBLICOMORALE
ыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыы!
кагда эта он Вам "плебейщину" подсунуть успел?
уж не тагда-ли, кагда вы с ним о высоком и элитном толковали???:gigi:
кагда эта он Вам "плебейщину" подсунуть успел?
уж не тагда-ли, кагда вы с ним о высоком и элитном толковали???:gigi:
Это Вы о Тимберлейке-что ли ?:))))
Цитата: Pure Pleasure
Это Вы о Тимберлейке-что ли ?:))))
Уверен, что он не то имел в виду. Зная своего друга, посмею предположить что под плебейщиной он имел ввиду... нет не могу, я же воспитаный мальчик.